WHAT IS SNACKADE?
Snackade is the (world's first?) snack dispensing video game arcade machine. Any snacks you receive in the game, you'll receive out of the game, too!
WOW, LIKE VIRTUAL REALITY?
More like real virtuality...?
SWEET. WHAT KINDS OF GAMES CAN I PLAY?
You can play any game you want, but you can't play Wonder Boy.
AW, BUT I LOVE WONDER BOY!
You think you love Wonder Boy, but you've forgotten what that game is actually like. The music is annoying, and it's also kind of racist.
Don't take our word for it.
But don't worry, you can play Donkey Kong Country!
AW, I LOVE DK COUNTRY!
Us too :)
WHO ARE YOU, BY THE WAY?
We're the same people who brought you Jafflechutes, that sandwich parachute-y thing.
MAN, THAT WAS NUTS.
SO WHERE CAN I PLAY SNACKADE? GIMME!
Hopefully somewhere near you very, very soon.
GREAT. CAN I EMAIL YOU SOME MORE QUESTIONS IN THE MEANTIME?
Sure thing. You can email us at firstname.lastname@example.org.